So flat-on-your-face exhaustion and complete mental time zone confusion actually hits the second day, not the first. It’s 3:30pm here and we’re just heading out.

Our plan is that we don’t really have a plan. Jeff is finished working for the day so we are all going to jump on a train and hit the last tour of the day somewhere in London or maybe go to Buckingham Palace and see if I can get a guard to crack a smile.

Two spots of Earl Grey, a “biscuit” and a few bites of a “grilled cheese” sandwich. I may actually lose weight on this trip.

It is NOT raining or foggy here, which I expected. Apparently they’re having the best weather in a while here in the UK. Everybody calls it that. “England” is so yesterday.

More on our adventurous yet sleepy field trip to come…